Monthly Archives: June 2013

Using my best Irish accent:

Using my best Irish accent:

“Oh shite! Da feckin’ sun is ruinin’ me feckin’ picher! Dat sun! Just like me ex-husband Paddy, the inconsiderate bastard, no thought at all fer what I want. It’s all about HIM just shoinin’ away, blastin’ out me beayootiful picher. Feckin’ inconsiderate, dat feckin’ sun.”

“Hmm. Actually, it’s koinda noice.”

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“What the HELL is that in the sky?!!!! oh fuck wait a minute…

…it’s a motherfeckin’ crack from that little rock that flew back at us as that bastard truck flew past us.” “That’ll do well in below freezing temps.” “Feckin’ bastard truck.” “Poor little BRAND-FUCKING-NEW-ADORABLE-RAV-4!!!”

“Fuck.”

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What can I say?

What can I say?
Fuckin’ lovely.