Should we all pause for a moment to consider what’s going in this Butter Cow sculpture? No, no.
Continuing on in my previous scintillating train of thought, perhaps with some sort of protective blinders firmly in place, I’m just saying that when people are carving Butter Cows for the Iowa State Fair, for instance, it is bum f-ing freakin’ hot outside. So, the carving, as well as the enjoying by thousands of visitors to the fair, happens in special, large, refrigerator rooms.
Duh! Who needs refrigerator rooms when you have the Yukon? The tundra? -9degreesF is kind of a nice mild day, Wendy told me recently. Bingo! Butter Cow Weather!