Deep down, she loves us, she really loves us!

Deep down, she's a people person!  She loves people!

Customs agent: Why are you driving to Alaska? (Are you insane?)
Wendy: I have a new job waiting for me there!
Customs agent: What do you do? (Drug runner)
Wendy: I’m a pediatric nurse!
KJ: It’s awesome!
Custom’s agent: (The curly one scares me) What do YOU do?
KJ: I’m a Pilates teacher!
Custom’s agent: (Blank stare) (Blank stare)
Custom’s agent: How many and what type of weapons are you carrying?
KJ and Wendy: (blank stare)
Custom’s agent: Bear spray? Pepper spray? Tazers?
KJ: Um, none?
Wendy: (nervous laugh) Nope.
Custom’s agent: (narrowed eyes)
KJ and Wendy: (Shit, she doesn’t believe us)
Custom’s agent: (narrowed eyes) (Checks out our passports more closely)
KJ and Wendy: (Or does she think we’re lunatics because we didn’t bring bear spray and pepper spray and tazers?)
Wendy: (Shit. SHOULD we have brought bear spray and pepper spray and tazers?
KJ: (What’s Bear spray?!)

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4 thoughts on “Deep down, she loves us, she really loves us!

  1. ianmal says:

    hairspray and a lighter can serve as a weapon in case of an emergency. i hope one of you uses hairspray.

    • kjluker says:

      Ian, you’ll have to check back for when I post a pic of myself. Then you’ll know how much I can’t use hairspray. But I might buy some now that you’ve brought this possibility to light, pun intended.

  2. drj says:

    According to US Fish and Wildlife: “a person’s chance of incurring serious injury from
    a charging grizzly doubles when bullets are fired versus when bear spray is used.”
    Sprays are made from Capsaicin and related Capsaicinoids
    Good article at http://www.fws.gov/mountain-prairie/species/mammals/grizzly/bear%20spray.pdf
    “Like seatbelts, bear spray saves lives.”
    Maybe you should stop and get some? ; )

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